Whisker and Sons Ltd
The Empty Box Deluxe
A genuine cardboard box, previously containing something your cat ignored. Hand inspected for sittin..
$24.99 Ex Tax: $24.99
Box Inside a Slightly Larger Box
Our flagship nesting system. Two boxes, one cat, endless indecision about which one to sit in. The o..
$31.99 $39.99 Ex Tax: $31.99
Sunbeam, Portable (Battery Not Included)
A rectangle of warm light that follows the cat around the house. Battery, sun and laws of physics so..
$59.00 Ex Tax: $59.00
Basket You Will Never Use
A handwoven wicker bed, lined with sheepskin. Cats surveyed rated it highly as a thing to walk past ..
$34.99 Ex Tax: $34.99
Professional Glare, Starter Kit
Everything a young cat needs to stare at a guest until they leave. Choose your strength below. Withe..
$14.99 Ex Tax: $14.99
Slow Blink Training Course
Six weeks of instruction in the slow blink, the most passive aggressive gesture known to science. Ce..
$45.00 Ex Tax: $45.00
Floor Kibble, Pre Scattered
The same kibble as in the bowl, only distributed across the kitchen floor where it tastes better. Bo..
$5.49 Ex Tax: $5.49
Breakable Mug Set (Already Near the Edge)
Four ceramic mugs, packed one centimetre from the edge of a table for your convenience. Eye contact ..
$22.00 Ex Tax: $22.00
Remote Control (Decoy)
Looks exactly like the real one, so it can be knocked off the arm of the chair during the final ten ..
$16.50 Ex Tax: $16.50