Catatonic Industries
Artisanal Bag of Air (Paper)
A paper bag, folded by hand and filled with locally sourced air. Rustles on contact. Suitable for am..
$12.50 Ex Tax: $12.50
The 4am Alarm Service Subscription
Never miss breakfast again, because nobody in the house will. Includes paw to face wake up, a loud a..
$9.99 Ex Tax: $9.99
Keyboard Warming Mat
Shaped exactly like the keyboard your human is using, because the cat will sit on the real one anywa..
$29.95 Ex Tax: $29.95
Judgemental Monocle
A single lens for looking down on things more precisely. Polished brass finish. Raises one eyebrow a..
$19.99 Ex Tax: $19.99
Single Shrimp, Presented on a Velvet Cushion
One shrimp. One cushion. Served at room temperature with an air of mild disappointment. Will be eate..
$7.99 Ex Tax: $7.99
Water From Your Glass, Bottled
Collected exclusively from glasses left on bedside tables. Cats agree it is superior to the fresh wa..
$3.99 Ex Tax: $3.99
Pen Collection for Batting Under the Sofa
Twelve assorted pens, each rolling at a different speed. Guaranteed to end up under the sofa, alongs..
$8.99 Ex Tax: $8.99
Houseplant, Pre Chewed
A cat safe spider plant with the tips already nibbled, saving your cat valuable time. Arrives slight..
$18.00 Ex Tax: $18.00