Single Shrimp, Presented on a Velvet Cushion

One shrimp. One cushion. Served at room temperature with an air of mild disappointment. Will be eate..

$7.99 Ex Tax: $7.99

Floor Kibble, Pre Scattered

The same kibble as in the bowl, only distributed across the kitchen floor where it tastes better. Bo..

$5.49 Ex Tax: $5.49

Water From Your Glass, Bottled

Collected exclusively from glasses left on bedside tables. Cats agree it is superior to the fresh wa..

$3.99 Ex Tax: $3.99